Why I am not a Republican

Some of my good friends have, with differing degrees of seriousness  said to me recently that I am a closeted Republican. Annoyed by their mistaken conclusions, I attempt to outline some of my views on major political issues, from the social safety net, healthcare, immigration, abortion, transgender issues, guns, Donald Trump, and several other topics. I don't know if I helped my case or proved theirs, but either way, enjoy this latest episode!